lmao omg I think I injured myself laughing.
now kick him in the nads
The Enchanted Forest by John Anster Fitzgerald
She was the primeval ocean and she emerged as herself of herself and all has come forth through and from her. She is self existent, and her nature is secret, a mystery to all.
Egyptian Book of the Dead (via crownedcorvus)
your kitten printer is running out of toner
I am Bonnie Parker. A la Bonnie & Clyde.
Today is the
Guys, I have been waiting to post this since LAST YEAR you have no idea how happy this makes me right now okay
We did not deserve IKEA monkey. He was too good for this world.
Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.
"how can we improve these titles?"